Say no to polls!

Q: Who are you guys?
A: At least one wacko right-winger and one wacko left-winger who agree on being tired of hearing about how we are voting before actually voting.

Q: OK, who put you guys up to this?
A: Well, mostly, the mass media. however, if anyone wants to toss a lot of money our way, we probably won't say 'no'. We do pledge NOT to spend it on literature we stuff in your door.

Q: How much influence do you think you will have in the poll results?
A: Uh... that would take a poll to find out...and if we succeed, the results would be completely wrong.